Bullaroo
2024-08-23
1. Fundamental Analysis? Nah! 📊 Trying to analyze Faraday Future is like deciphering hieroglyphics written by a sleep-deprived chicken. Their financials? A cryptic crossword puzzle. Their business model? A choose-your-own-adventure novel with no happy endings. So, why bother? Just throw darts at a stock chart – you’ll have better luck.
2. Congrats, Money-Makers! 🎉 If you’ve made money on FFIE, you’re either a financial genius or a wizard. Either way, I salute you! 🎩✨ But remember, for every winner, there’s someone out there holding a bag of disappointment. It’s like a cosmic seesaw – one side’s up, the other’s down. 🤷‍♂️
3. Trading FFIE? Not My Circus. 🎪 I’d rather juggle flaming pineapples than touch FFIE. Advising others? Nope, I’d rather teach a cat to salsa dance. 🐱💃 So, my official stance: “Avoid like a haunted house during a zombie apocalypse.” 🏚️🧟‍♂️
4. Caution, Bold Adventurers! ⚠️ If you’re diving into FFIE, wear a life jacket made of skepticism. Be bold, but not “jumping-off-a-cliff-with-an-anvil” bold. 🪂 And may the stock market gods sprinkle luck dust upon your portfolio. 🌟
5. Witty Mode Engaged! 😄 Picture this: FFIE stock as a rollercoaster – thrilling, terrifying, and occasionally hurl-inducing. 🎢 Strap in, scream if you must, and remember: “Buy low, sell high… or just buy ice cream. It’s less stressful.” 🍦
In conclusion, FFIE is like that quirky neighbor who collects garden gnomes and believes in UFOs. You can’t predict it, but it sure keeps life interesting! 🛸🌈
Disclaimer: My views are as reliable as a fortune cookie’s stock tips. Invest wisely, my friend! 🚀🌟
After the Surge: Will FFIE Drop Back to Penny Stock?
On December 30th, Faraday Future announced that it would officially deliver a brand-new FF 91 2.0 Futurist Alliance electric vehicle to Mr. Luke Hans, a prominent entrepreneur and leader in the Los Angeles Chinese community, in mid-January 2025. ------------ Following the announcement, FFIE surged 78% but subsequently dropped by 22%. Is this the end of FFIE’s rally? Will it fall below $1? Would you consider buying FFIE at $1?
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Comments

  • nimbly
    2024-08-23
    nimbly

    Honestly, I’ll take the ice cream option. Less stress, more happiness

  • pixiezz
    2024-08-23
    pixiezz

    Advising on this? Nah, I’d rather teach my dog calculus. Safer bet🐶🔢

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