$Rocket Lab USA, Inc.(RKLB)$ $Intuitive Machines(LUNR)$ 😆 Space Stocks; LMAO Not Touching That Trash 🗑️

Alright fam, let’s chop this up. I wanted to vibe with space stocks, big contracts, next-gen flex, moon bags. But after peeling back the curtain, big ups to Barcode for the wake-up call, this sector’s a straight-up clown parade. Too much hype, zero clutch, and a fat stack of Ls that cost way too much. Here’s why I’m dodging this dumpster fire like it’s cursed.

💀 LUNR Two Missions Two Epic Flops

LUNR’s whole gig was “land on the moon, don’t look like clowns.” Spoiler, they flunked it. First lander? Faceplanted. Second shot with Athena? Reports on 6 March 2025 say it probably tipped over again. Laser rangefinders screwed the pooch. Two missions, two memes.

Stock’s a bloodbath, down 18 percent on 7 March, 40 percent gone in a month (Yahoo Finance). NASA’s CLPS was their lifeline, but patience is tapped. Costs are a runaway train, and LUNR’s out here bleeding cash like a rookie day trader. Bulls coping with “third time’s the charm”? Bro, this ain’t a rom-com, it’s a rug pull.

🔥 SpaceX Hype Explosions Zero Bag

SpaceX is the big flex everyone stans, but if you think their blow-ups don’t sting, you’re high on Elon Kool-Aid.

On 7 March 2025, Starship test goes full unscheduled disassembly (SpaceX’s words, not mine). FAA’s grounding flights again, and Falcon 9’s stacking Ls too, 3️⃣ upper-stage failures in 6️⃣ months.

Not public, thank g. If it were, it’d be a volatility mess, dumping harder than BTC on a bad day. Tech’s dope, but I’m not here to bankroll Elon’s fireworks for a decade.

🚮 RKLB Hype Train Wrecked Bagholders Buried

I tried to root for Rocket Lab. Electron had small-sat clout. Neutron was the “game changer.” But nah, this is a masterclass in overpromise, underdeliver.

Neutron’s a Damn Fantasy. H2 2025 launch (SpaceNews, 1 March)? Lmao. They’ve slid from mid-2025 already. Bleecker Street’s short report in Feb screamed 2027, and bears are nodding. RKLB’s out here posting barge pics, “Return On Investment,” like it’s proof, but where’s the rocket? It’s still a PowerPoint slide and a prayer. Vaporware trash.

Launch Game’s a Joke. Electron was their breadwinner—until it started bricking left and right. Multiple fails in 2024, and reliability is fading. You’re a launch company—stop dropping the ball.

Financials Are Bleeding Out. Q4 sales at 132.4 million dollars, up 121 percent (Yahoo Finance)? Cute. But Q1 guidance at 120 million dollars missed the 135.7 million dollar bar by 13.4 percent. Weak as hell. Cash burn’s a wildfire. Backlog’s stuck at 1.07 billion dollars with no growth. 2025’s 20 plus launches is down from 26 plus. Dilution’s not a maybe, it’s a when. Shareholders are about to get smoked.

Stock’s down 17% this week, and that 336 percent yearly gain? Congrats, you’re still holding a ticking time bomb 💣💣💣

Shorts played dirty, dropped a shady hit piece, tanked it, cashed out. But RKLB’s own garbage guidance and Neutron ghosting did the real damage. Bears are feasting. Overvalued meme stock is the vibe, and I’m here for it. Twenty-seven plus dollar targets (TipRanks)? Only if you’re betting on 2028 and a miracle 🤣

🚨 Truth Bomb Space Stocks Are Scams and Sadness

This ain’t investing. It’s a degen lotto with a side of heartbreak. LUNR’s a walking meme. SpaceX is Elon’s blow-up sandbox. RKLB’s a hype machine running on fumes. Analysts pumping 2025 growth (InvestorsObserver) are clowns. Tipped landers, exploding rockets, and Neutron’s PowerPoint purgatory say it all. Volatility’s so nasty, margin traders are getting obliterated. One bad headline and your account’s a crater.

I’m Ghosting This Circus

I’ll peek back when RKLB’s Neutron actually exists (spoiler, it’s years out), LUNR learns to stand up, or SpaceX stops turning rockets into confetti. Till then, hard pass. Barcode’s real talk saved me from this scamfest. I’m stacking cash elsewhere while these clowns figure out gravity. Space stocks? Dead money, fam. ☠️🪦

Peace out yo, KT 🚀💚

@Barcode @TigerWire