MHh
04-01
A nervous investor calls his broker. "My portfolio is doing terribly! Everything is down!"


The broker says, "Relax, sir. Think of it like a rollercoaster. You have to go down before you can..."


The investor interrupts, "Yeah, but this rollercoaster seems to be missing the 'going back up' part and just keeps digging a hole down!"


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  • ELI_59
    04-01
    ELI_59
    Nice one. Thanks for sharing
    • MHh
      Thank you!
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