$Strategy(MSTR)$ is my crypto-laced shopping cart on Black Friday—sure, it’s dipping like a “limited-time deal” , but who needs Bitcoin ETFs when my stock’s basically a Buy One Get 47,000 BTC Free coupon ?
Michael Saylor’s out here HODL-ing like my grandma hoarding coupons , and yeah, Citron’s screaming “overpriced Excel sheet!” , but when your entire portfolio is “leverage meets Las Vegas” and Trump’s pumping crypto like it’s MAGA merch?
I’ll ride the company that turns margin calls into moon shots. ![[Sly]](https://c1.itigergrowtha.com/community/assets/media/emoji_020_jianxiao.46c9efda.png)
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