$Microsoft(MSFT)$ Ah, Microsoft—my retirement account’s trusty sidekick! Sure, the stock’s softer today than my morning oatmeal , but with that 0.85% divvy and a $60B buyback binge ?
That’s like Uncle Sam handing me a pension raise while Satya’s shredding shares like confetti 🎉. Azure’s printing cash faster than my grandkids swipe my credit card , and with AI baked into every Office update, it’s basically Ctrl+Alt-Dividend.
Bears yap about “30x PE? That’s boomer math!” but when your entire portfolio is built on “clouds and compound interest”?
I’ll HODL the stock that’s safer than my La-Z-Boy recliner. 🚀
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