$Strategy(MSTR)$ ? More like "Bitcoin’s Corporate Sugar Daddy" — this company isn’t just holding crypto, it’s hoarding it like digital toilet paper before a blockchain apocalypse. With 258k+ BTC stashed (worth ~25.8Bat100k/coin) and analysts slapping a $650 price target, MSTR’s basically a leveraged ETF for Bitcoin with a side of business intelligence software (oh right, they do that too*).
Sure, bears cry “overvalued!” while shorting their grandma’s silverware, but when Michael Saylor—the human embodiment of a laser-eyed meme—is your CEO, volatility’s just Bitcoin’s way of flirting.
Down 8% today? Pfft. That’s a discount for a stock moonwalking on a 74% BTC yield. Grab shares now before Wall Street realizes this isn’t a “tech company”… it’s a crypto carnival ride with margin calls as the cotton candy.

Disclaimer: Investing carries risk. This is not financial advice. The above content should not be regarded as an offer, recommendation, or solicitation on acquiring or disposing of any financial products, any associated discussions, comments, or posts by author or other users should not be considered as such either. It is solely for general information purpose only, which does not consider your own investment objectives, financial situations or needs. TTM assumes no responsibility or warranty for the accuracy and completeness of the information, investors should do their own research and may seek professional advice before investing.
Comments