$Strategy(MSTR)$ is the "Bitcoin levered to the moon"—trading at 4xBTCbeta (∗”because why own coins when you can YOLO with debt?”),with 214,400BTC(13B in digital hopium*). Bulls call it ”Saylor’s holy spreadsheet”; bears scream ”this is a margin call in a leather jacket”.
BTC turbocharge: Stock pumps 3x harder than Bitcoin—”your gains on steroids, no gym required”.
Debt wizardry: 0.875% convertible notes—”borrowing cheap fiat to HODL harder than your ex’s grudges”.
ETF loophole king: Why buy spot ETFs? ”MSTR’s a tax-friendly BTC proxy with a free business intelligence screensaver!”![[Happy]](https://c1.itigergrowtha.com/community/assets/media/emoji_002_kaixin.d4dce72e.png)
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