🎬 Movie Title: Final Destination: Stock Market Deathtrap ☠️📉
🎞️ Plot:
2025 was supposed to be my year. I entered with confidence, armed with technical analysis, cash-secured puts, and a dream. But the stock market had other plans—it felt like death was stalking my portfolio. Every time I thought I escaped, another blow hit. I bought PLTR high, it crashed. I sold a put on SOFI, it dipped below my strike. I jumped into NVDA at $109, only for it to stall while others soared. Even my “safe haven” TLT kept bleeding as interest rates refused to ease. It wasn’t just volatility—it was a full-blown horror show.
I rolled options, averaged down, so.
🎭 Cast:
• PLTR – The main character who dies and comes back… only to die again.
• SOFI – The trickster, luring me in with premiums, then gutting the price.
• TLT – The slow bleed, like death by a thousand cuts.
• JEPI/QYLD – My life support machines.
• NVDA – The false prophet I believed in too soon.
It wasn’t a market… it was a massacre.
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