Lol called it. As usual sales are rubbish but all elon needs to do is promise some bs with a bs timeline and the simps lap it up.

Dude is a pseudo engineer who runs his workers into the ground to optimize the assembly line and everyone thinks he knows everything about everything. Ffs simp humans.

Yes. Are you fking crazy? Looking for alpha from a company who doesnt know how/deliberately fudge their accounting? Stick to crypto degen projects

Dude is a pathological liar. The simps will say it is visionary, the same clowns who get scammed repeatedly and still fall for the same bs. Elon has only one real success in his life and from that single success, spawned a whole line of bs that people keep drinking the coolaid from. Lol clowns

No sh*t sherlock lol

Lol bullshit. This is more of a warning to his staff to expect more firings.

Lol does all his simps really think that he can push put products that are on the cutting edge that he started working on barely when chatgpt came out and that everything he does will be absolute winners? He failed at paypal and has really only had one legitimate success in tesla. A company whose valuation includes moonshot of a bunch of things that has yet to happen. Some people really love their heroes too hard.

Talking about the company purely via macroeconomic factors is kinda lame tbh. Then using PE for a company that has just reported profitability is also extremely shallow. How the heck do writers get away with this crap

Divs higher than cpf OA is a really, REALLY low bar, man.

As good as saying nothing

Lol what a stupid survey. There's no package that will ever be enough.

Lol no way. Time to buy long dated puts until they actually get their foundry up which is one lifetime away.

Wow talk about screwing your shareholders lol

Wont show in Q4 results. Puts before earnings

Cash secured puts are not "more conservative" plays than buying the actual stock ffs lol