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04-06

**The Casino Meltdown**

Trump's face turned purple as he flipped the poker table, sending chips and drinks flying. Xi barely looked up from his hand before casually flipping off the raging American, while the other players scrambled to appease him with pity chips.

All eyes turned to the European player - who immediately started sweating. His eyes darted between the wrecked table, Xi's smirk, and Trump's furious glare. He opened his mouth like a fish gasping for air, then weakly raised his hands in surrender. "I... uh... bathroom break?" he squeaked, knocking over his chair as he stood.

Even the dealer facepalmed as the European tripped over his own feet fleeing the table. Some high-roller.

[The only thing more embarrassing than Trump's tantrum was watching Europe fail to play literally any hand]

Fed Keeps Unchanged: Are 3 Rate Cut Estimates Too Optimistic?
After a two-day policy meeting, the Federal Reserve announced on Wednesday that it would keep the benchmark federal funds rate unchanged in the range of 4.25% to 4.5%. Is the market being too optimistic? As the broader market begins to pull back, what impact will this week’s FOMC meeting have?
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