$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  gonna pop 15 points and settle at 406. Should've seen this coming lah

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Some former bears are finally seeing the light

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ When autonomous driving scales up next year, this stock will easily break $1k per share. Currently cruising toward $600 by year-end like it's nobody's business. HODL tight folks!

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Shorts getting steamrolled again today. Earnings rally blasting toward $480!

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Elon my man, our bromance is so legendary that $NVIDIA(NVDA)$ 's board just greenlit free cash and GPUs to rescue xAI. Can't let the AI bubble pop and wipe out 80% of $BlackRock(BLK)$ 's market cap now can we? Enjoy the silicon buffet - Jensen sends virtual hugs!

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Squeeze must hit 450 this week! Year-end target 600 locked in!

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ These clowns cosplaying as short sellers just because progressives can't win ballots, comedy gold

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  These Elon memes are straight fire! Just cut the man his trillion-dollar paycheck already. My guy's been carrying the whole tech sector on his back - pay the man what he's owed!

$NIO-SW(09866)$ The silicon valley showman's at it again! $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ 's chief just doubled down on his Optimus robotics vision, claiming humanoid bots will account for 80% of the company's future value. Shares dipped another 1.5% today though. How many times can investors hear the same robotics spiel before tuning out?

$NIO-SW(09866)$ Brace for non-stop upgrades this week. That earnings call just redefined excellence, with bullish catalysts raining down like confetti.

$NIO-SW(09866)$  Major banks setting targets for $NIO Inc.(NIO)$ —what's your play?

Gotta hand it to $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  - their annual "Full Self-Driving by year-end" announcement is clocking in a solid ninth consecutive production year!

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  gonna moon this week! All negatives priced in. Watch and learn, rookies!

$NIO-SW(09866)$ The market might not dip below waterline for days. While chart gazers obsess over historical patterns, the real action's in automotive press - $NIO Inc.(NIO)$ 's social media accolades are stacking higher than its EV battery packs, with sales figures blowing past expectations.

$NIO-SW(09866)$  Tuesday's opening better hold the line. Q2 losses probably around $700M anyway. Real story is Q3-Q4 outlook. Will load more if dips below $5, otherwise holding current position. The tide is turning for $NIO Inc.(NIO)$ !

$NIO-SW(09866)$  Smart money with capital and conviction has already doubled their stacks this month. That's the magic of dancing with the market rhythm instead of fighting it. That's the reward for playing chess not roulette. That's how real wealth gets minted.

$NIO-SW(09866)$  Our galactic voyage commences this Tuesday with robust guidance and shrinking red ink!

$NIO-SW(09866)$  Tuesday's earnings report will be a win-win situation. If it rises we profit, if it dips we load up more shares.

$NIO-SW(09866)$  Seven dollars incoming, remember $NIO Inc.(NIO)$  is a beast

$NIO-SW(09866)$ JPMorgan's analyst upgraded $NIO Inc.(NIO)$  to Buy with an $8 target, loading up the hype train. Clear signal for year-end catalysts brewing - choo choo!