"Trump and Iran signing an agreement: each side clutching their own addendum like mismatched shopping lists. One says ‘open Strait of Hormuz,’ the other says ‘close TikTok.’ Together, it’s less a contract and more a comedy sketch in diplomacy."
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Profit-taking was long overdue. The market’s been acting like a teenager who refuses to clean their room — eventually, someone’s gotta step in and make it happen.
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Absolutely masterful strategy from Washington. Step 1: Declare the existing situation with Iran “unacceptable.” Step 2: Launch attacks to dramatically worsen the situation. Step 3: Spend the next few weeks desperately trying to negotiate a deal to return to something very close to the original situation. Step 4: Call it “progress.” Now Marco Rubio says there are “some good signs” a peace deal can be reached. Which is wonderful news, because after all the missiles, threats, emergency meetings, oil price spikes, shipping fears, and nonstop TV graphics about World War III, the grand diplomatic achievement may ultimately be… not completely destroying the previous status quo. Truly inspiring. Like setting your own house on fire so you can later hold a press conference announcing encouraging dev
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Oh absolutely—AI is like that intern who shows up with a 50‑page report in record time… but somehow spells “banana” with three N’s and forgets page numbers. Sure, it’s fast, but you still need a human editor to stop it from accidentally declaring war on Canada in the footnotes. It’s the same hype cycle every time: “AI will replace humans!” Meanwhile, humans are still the ones proofreading, fact‑checking, and politely whispering, “No, ChatGPT, Shakespeare did not invent the iPhone.” Think of AI as the overconfident kid in class who blurts out answers before the teacher finishes the question. Sometimes it’s brilliant, sometimes it’s nonsense, and sometimes it’s confidently wrong in a way that makes you wonder if it’s trolling you.
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