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$NIO Inc.(NIO)$ I still think it's going to happen based on profitability and higher sales. NIO's share price will gradually increase. I still say $8 a share by the end of June 2026, $10 to $12 by the end of 2026, and $20 to $25 by the end of 2027. A 300% increase in share price is expected over the next year and a half or so.
$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Like mentioned, it did break out. Looking at the charts, it seems headed for $450 and then the ATH. If you didn't short it a few months back, I'm not sure what else to say.
$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Interesting, Alphabet just made more profit in a single quarter than Tesla has in its entire existence. They reported a strong Q1 2026, with $109.9 billion in revenue and $62.6 billion in profit, driven by AI and cloud services. The stock is up 6% post-earnings, outperforming rivals who are still grappling with rising costs.