To The Moon

$Apple(AAPL)$ Two steps retreat and three steps advance, crawling steadily towards triple zero territory. That's what real momentum looks like.

Bears getting hyped over $Apple(AAPL)$ 's $2 dip barely scratching 0.72% decline. Zoom out to see 6.8% fortnightly gain climbing from 266 to 284. Six-month chart's even wilder - 82 bucks surge from 202. This blip could just be light profit-taking in 38M volume, maybe even corporate buying back 5M shares.

$NIO Inc.(NIO)$ The poker table axiom applies perfectly here - if you can't spot the sucker at the table, you're it. Market movements often feel nonsensical precisely because institutional players operate with order flow visibility and dark pool access that retail traders can't match. Short-term trading strategies usually end up feeding the sharks.

The shopping scene in Dallas was absolutely bonkers - parking lots overflowing, ended up using valet service. At the $Apple(AAPL)$  store, the queue snaked around three corners with eager fans clutching their wallets. The devotion to $Apple(AAPL)$  never ceases to amaze.

The buy-and-hold approach reveals its unique advantages. The capital appreciation observed in $Microsoft(MSFT)$  positions demonstrates the power of compound growth over extended periods. The disparity between initial commitment and current valuation vividly illustrates the time value of investments.

The pattern of Yahoo tech reporters alternating between overt bashing and backhanded compliments towards $Apple(AAPL)$  makes me curious about their personal device preferences

$NIO Inc.(NIO)$ Breaking delivery records like clockwork, revenue scaling new heights effortlessly. EV margins approaching 15% at warp speed, cost-cutting measures executed with surgical precision. Alliance network comprises industry heavyweights, EPS outperforming street estimates by lightyears. Halved losses within two quarters showcasing operational mastery, next quarter guidance points to profitability on the horizon. Expansion velocity defying conventional metrics, EV tech remains peerless. Tune out the static and focus on fundamentals.

$Microsoft(MSFT)$ Top of the morning! Today's gonna be a rocket ride to the stratosphere, strap in and enjoy the gravitational pull of gains.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Brace yourselves mates, this correction's got legs. $Apple(AAPL)$ 's leading the nosedive - if it keeps up the whole market's gonna follow suit. Prime time to scoop up the Magnificent Seven on the cheap. $NVIDIA(NVDA)$ 's earnings Wednesday could really send things pear-shaped, but long-term holders can just kick back. Those meme stocks flying high on hot air? Reckon they're in for a proper shellacking.

$NIO Inc.(NIO)$  Looks like someone's got too much free time roleplaying as Helix