[Events] If the Stock Market Were a Person, What Would You Say to Them?

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03-21

Ever feel like the stock market has a mind of its own? One day it’s your best friend, making you feel like a financial genius, and the next, it’s that unpredictable frenemy who leaves you questioning all your life choices.

If the stock market were a person, what would you say to them? Would you thank them for the gains, scold them for the dips, or just laugh at their mood swings?

Today is Friday. We would like to you to personify the stock market and share your funniest, most relatable conversations with this "person."

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  • March 21, 2025 - March 26, 2025

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  • koolgal
    ·03-21
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    🌟🌟🌟If the Stock Market is a person, I would say Mr Stock Market is someone who has a Bipolar Disorder🤣 He is subject to extreme mood swings from Happy, Optimistic to Sad, Depressed and Pessimistic.

    However it is important to recognise that Mr Stock Market is the end result of the action of  millions of investors who trade daily. 

    I would say to Mr Stock Market , "Please be calm and nice to me and let all my stocks be winners".
    "Otherwise I will send you for further medical treatment ."😂😂😂

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    • koolgalReplying toLleyZ: 
      Best of luck 🍀🍀🍀
      03-22
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    • koolgalReplying toLleyZ: 
      Have a wonderful weekend 🏖️🏖️🏖️
      03-22
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    • koolgalReplying toLleyZ: 
      Thanks 😍😍😍
      03-22
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  • highhand
    ·03-21
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    I would say although you are very volatile, but I'm always here for you because I believe in you. [Love you]
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  • WanEH
    ·03-21
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    I will tell him please always go upstairs and don't look back! [开心]
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  • Success88
    ·03-21
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    If the stock market were a person, I’d say…"


    Hello friend! You’re full of surprises—sometimes you lift me up, and other times you test my patience. Sometime love me, sometimes not.
    But I know you’re just reflecting the world’s hopes, fears, and dreams. But in long term I know you care about me and wanted me to be financially independent. Let’s keep this friendship strong—steady, long-term, and built on trust. @TigerEvents @MHh @HelenJanet @koolgal @SR050321 join in to post
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    • Success88: 
      Yeah. Happy weekend
      03-21
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    • Success88: 
      Great insight. Happy weekend
      03-21
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    • koolgal: 
      Well said.  Strong and Steady is the way 😍😍😍🌈🌈🌈💰💰😂
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  • Tiger Henry
    ·03-23
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    If the stock market is a person, I would say you are very human like me. But it would be better if Mr Stock Market will use more rationality & less emotions in your prices.
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  • Jackosen
    ·03-23
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    If the stock market were a person, I would say: Can you kindly provide me some hints when your mood is down or up, otherwise I will not be able to react in time to your mood swings. @TigerEvents
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  • wine18
    ·03-22
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    if the stock market is a person. its just a partner of your life. we choose to be with it. and we should accept all the impact. if we choose a good one will be benefits for us,and vice versa. [Happy]
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  • ZhongRenChun
    ·03-22
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    dear stock market, you are lazy only working 9:30 to 4pm, and 5 days a week. you should work 24/7 like your harder working little brother cryptocurrency exchange!
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  • MHh
    ·03-22
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    If the stock market were a person, I’d say he is an irrational person with mood swings and occasionally disregards fundamentals. @Fenger1188 @Kaixiang @SPOT_ON @HelenJanet @rL @Universe宇宙 @Wayneqq @DiAngel @Success88 come join
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  • The Knight
    ·03-22
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    You need to learn when to love him or her even though during low period of his/her life coz it is a test to show your commitment of love. During the high, you need to let go in order to reach for the rainbow and keep the profits in the pocket. UPs and Downs are part of the stock market like our love for someone. When you learn to let go, you can ride above the rainbow. Cheers :)
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  • Upswing118
    ·03-22
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    If the stock market were a person, I’d say…"Give us a hint before any move of yours! some predictability is welcomed" [LOL]
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  • Mr iPoopoo
    ·03-22
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    If the stock market were a person, I would say: Hey, you’re the most unpredictable, volatile, and emotionally manipulative being I’ve ever met. One moment, you’re making people feel like kings, and the next, you’re crushing their dreams. But despite all your chaos, we keep coming back to you
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  • chiaosiong
    ·03-22
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    I would say the stock market is really a worm inside my stomach. The stock would start dropping whenever I bought it. However, the stock would start raising like a rocker after I sold it.
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  • SG 88
    ·03-21
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    I'll tell "him" that your attitudes (volatility), attraction (hopefully gains but most of the time its the other way around) and emotions (tends to give me heart attack every time you feels like falling off the cliff [Facepalm]) makes me wonder whether you always wants to test my endurance, temperament or my persistency [Glance]...
    though in the short terms it's seems like your don't like me (always showing a sea of red whenever I'm in the market),
    long terms wise you seem to be accommodating to my needs (gains of endless X amount of times).
    I can't complaint can I [Wow]
    @koolgal @BillionaireN @Blinkfans
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  • ibf
    ·03-21
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    If the stock market were a person, I’d say i won’t fall in love on any of you. i will woo (buy) you when you are charming (bullish) & I will ditch (sell) when you are no longer attractive (bearish)
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  • lappiloco
    ·03-21
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    the Stock Market is actually the Matrix. Every day he will ask you to choose the blue pill or the red pill.
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  • lappiloco
    ·03-21
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    Sometimes I feel that the Stock Market is a woman, u need to be careful of the PMS mood swings. hehehe. #justsaying #nooffence
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  • lappiloco
    ·03-21
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    the Stock Market is like Donald Trump. One day he's a Trump, the next day he's a Tramp. @Mathematical Money
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  • 苗派
    ·03-21
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    If the stock market is a person, I would say please let’s be honest with each other and shld pour our heart out and help each other. Do not let me guessing whether you’re feeling UP or DOWN everyday. 🤣😂😄😱😤 it hurts if I guess you wrongly
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  • BenjiFuji
    ·03-21
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    [Cool] Dear Mr Market, I would like to note that your bipolar disorder has gotten worse lately. Your swings from pessimism to optimism to pessimism used to be on a monthly basis. Now it’s on a weekly to daily basis. Nonetheless, I will continue to stand by you, cos on the long run, your meds will work and you’ll be positively optimistic. Whenever you’re very down, just let me know and I’ll give that little lift you need with my investments. [Cool] @daz88888888 @LMSunshine @melson @Bonta @GoodLife99 @SirBahamut
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