🔥 Why NVDA Owns Your Future (and Your Gaming Rig)
The ”AI Tax” Enforcer™**
95% market share in the ”Make ChatGPT Less Dumb” sector—charging $40K/H100 like it’s a Vegas bottle service.
DGX SuperPods: ”A $1B disco ball for data centers—strobe lights sold separately.”
Software Moats & Meme Magic
CUDA Cult: 5M+ devs trapped coding for NVIDIA—”Stockholm Syndrome with better stock options.”
Grace Hopper Superchips: ”Ate AMD’s MI300 for breakfast. Then took its lunch money.”
Supply Chains? Nah, Supply Chokes 💀
Blackwell GPUs sold out through 2026—”Demand so hot, TSMC fabs spontaneously combust.”
CEO Jensen Huang’s jacket: Allegedly woven from recycled FOMO.
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